Tuesday, January 5, 2010

.... WANTED ....

Single Man
Age 33-46
Employed
Intelligent
Funny
Willing to have kids in the future
Has ambition
Can sit up and take nourishment
Not raised by wolves

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If you are chronically unemployable, have the mental capacity of a geranium, hung up on your ex-girlfriend/wife/long lost love, no ambition, don't want kids but say you do to appease me, eat/drink like a pig, and/or raised by wolves, we have already dated. There is no reason to reply to this.

2 comments:

Jay said...

I can offer you a married man, with a child(he is very cute), that can sit up and take nourishment without assistance, hold a genarally good conversation, order craft beer like a champ and not lie about any of it for a visit in 19 days...how does that sound?

Aleea said...

Jay: Thank you. As much as I find you completely adorable and wonderful, I really like you being married to Jen.

I will look forward to your visit though ... and if you find a man that meets my requirements, bring him along too. Thx.