I, for one, am sick of seeing cutesy little flirty comments between couples on facebook. I mean seriously, if you ARE, AT MAX, TWO ROOMS AWAY FROM EACH OTHER AND I NEED TO READ WHICH BODY PARTS YOU ARE GOING TO KISS FIRST, I HAVE BUT ONE THING TO SAY:
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, SHUT THE FUCK UP. NO ONE, LEAST OF ALL ME, NEEDS TO KNOW THIS. ARE YOU IN FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL?
Thank you.
This rant has been brought to you by: Facebook. Now making everyone know just how often, how much, and just where you'd like your lover to touch, kiss, suck, etc you.
Gag. Double Gag. *Vomit*
2 comments:
So I am thinking that if I ever date anyone again I will have status updates like. "I know you are in the other room and I hate your for it." or "I can't wait to punch you in the neck the next time I see you." or my fav "Missed you today... with the shotgun and by the time I reloaded you were gone."
Today's WV "forkers" I will let you draw your own conclusion.
I would totally pay hot money to see those status updates.
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