Open Letter To A Dumbass

Dear Dumbass,

Although it may appear to you that emailing me relentlessly with questions is your idea of a fine day, I disagree.  The document you requested was sent to you yesterday as an email attachment.  While I know it is hard to imagine actually (shock, dismay, horror) opening the document, you might find what it is exactly you are looking for in the document.

I should have felt bad about reciting chapter and verse of where you could find the information you requested in the fucking document you didn't bother to open, stupidfuck, but I did not.  Instead, I willingly bedrudgingly gave saved you your some sorry pointers ass on where exactly to look for what it is you were looking for in the first place but were too damn stupid and wouldn't open the document. 

Best of luck to you fuck off and die in your endeavor,

Athena your bitch