Drinking wine with someone who drinks wine for a living is a lose-lose proposition. One, she just keeps pouring the wine b/c she can drink infinitely more than you and two, the wine is crazy potent.
Driving home this morning I looked like a PSA for teenagers on "the evils of alcohol." My hair looked like that Nick Nolte mugshot, my mouth had a taste I'd rather not describe and it was way way way way too sunny out. I would have worn two pairs of sunglasses but I'm sure that would have been overdoing it for the Sunday morning drive to church crowd.
The moral of the story is, kids, think about who you are drinking with before imbibing the first drink. It is a hell of a slippery slope after and I can tell you that I am h-u-r-t-i-n-g today.
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