A Rant.

I've talked about this subject before but apparently I am not talking enough about it. What is it, you ask? What could be so compelling that Athena needs to revisit the subject?

Urine on the Toilet Seat.

As some of you are aware, I drink a whole lot of water every day. I'm not really a pop drinker, like iced tea in the summer but really, it is water for me all day long. After work ... well, that's another story ;)

With my many many many glasses of water all day long, I, inevitably, need to use the restroom. On not one, not two but THREE separate occasions in three SEPARATE restrooms I sat down in someone else's urine.

For the men that read this blog that are baffled by this phenomenon in the women's restroom, please allow me to explain. Men, you are equipped, properly, for aim. Women -- not so much. Some women (apparently yesterday was three different women) don't like to sit on the toilet seat ("too germy" or something), so they 'hover' as they pee. While hovering, given that they are not 'built' to aim, invariably the seat is covered with urine. Now, instead of say, covering the seat with TP before they sit, or perhaps even being a nice person and wiping up her urine residue, these women leave it.

Yes, leave the urine coated seat for 'someone else' -- namely me -- to deal with and discover.

The main problem with this is that these hoverers (as I shall call them), apparently drink a lot of water too, as their urine is nearly clear and cannot be detected by normal observation. It is only by the placement of my ass on said toilet seats that I discover two things: 1) I am sitting in someone else's urine and 2) it is too late to do anything about it.

Upon leaving the restroom I am in a foul, foul mood but nothing like three different times in three different restrooms to bring me nearly to murderous rage.

I do not know why women hover, I do not know why these women do not wipe up after themselves but one thing is clear: I am fucking sick of having an assfull of someone else's piss.

Thank you for listening to my rant.