Today as I was driving in on Fall Creek Parkway, I noted that people were slowing down around one of the curves. This is somewhat unusual as the speedlimit through there is 40 but most go 50+.
Then I saw a dog by the side of the road. "Awww" I thought, the cars are slowing down for this poor mangy looking dog who might run out in the road.
Nope.
The cars were slowing down because a few feet in front of the mangy dog there were two more dogs, officially out in traffic on Fall Creek Parkway.
Having Sex.
Yes, people, I've been slowed down in traffic by bad drivers, slow drivers, geese and ducks but today marks the first day my commute has been slowed down by dog sex.
The more interesting part about the dogs having sex wasn't so much that they were (big whoop) but that they were having sex in the road, with cars whizzing by them at 50 mph and the 'giver' was a small little dog (about the size of that dog in the Taco Bell commercials) and the 'receiver' was a german shepard size dog. A mismatch for sure but the giver wasn't about to give up. Now that I think about it, the mangy dog was both a voyeur and waiting his turn to be the giver.
Good times, good times.
Not quite a purple double headed dildo in the road like Maestro and Romeo witnessed, but worthy of a mention for sure.
6 comments:
LOLOL!!! this is exactly what i needed to start my day off right!
OMFG I LOVE it! That's the absolute best story I've heard in weeks!
I lost my double headed purple dildo , and now I'm glad it was found in my home roots...just goes to show you that the man will always tap that ass, no matter what's going on around him! LMAO
OMG I totally saw it too. I forgot to post about that. I am so glad somene else saw that
Anonymous: Always glad to give you something to laugh over.
Halle Pino: Thank you.
Scully: See, stuff does turn up eventually.
Maestro: I am so glad to have shared that experience with you.
I once had a call where a man had died...and was found some time later. While waiting for the coroner to come and pick him up his 2 dogs were having relations. From one life to the next...great story.
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