Friday, June 6, 2008

My Friends Rock.

A big ol' thank you to all my friends this week for their comments of support* this week during my time of mental crisis. You all are fantastic, I love you, don't know what on earth I'd do without you.

It is times like these** when you feel like a total weeniehead that friends are the one way to steer you back to reality. Thank you.

As for what I will do: I have no idea. In past experiences with assholes, I've typically let karma do my bitchwork. I'm a believer in karma and from what I've seen karma do in the past, I can't even compare -- karma is a much harder bitch than I am. I'll keep you posted. For now I am basking in the glow of friendship, thankful that jackass is out of my life***.

* FN offered to rip his testicles off; Jay from Plays with Sirens suggested going out drinking with the jackass' wife and tearing him to shreds; D9 suggested sushi. All suggestions were welcomed.

** Times when you realize that the guy you were dating had/has a wife. I do not recommend this, BTW.

*** And I'm praying that his manly business gets covered in honey and fire ants, all the while he is tied in such a way he cannot scratch the inevitable itch. After the fireants tear into his manly bits, I pray that a busload of horny former federal penitentary inmates with a vat of vaseline find him and call him 'bitch.' But that's just me -- offering suggestions to karma in an o-so-friendly way.

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