Oh yes, it is the Start of School

For those of the faint of heart or stomach, please read another post, this one isn't for you. Thanks.

Yes, boys and girls, gather 'round, it is the start of school again. As all good tales from school start, this one originates from the ladies' restroom at the end of my hallway.

Yesterday about 1ish, A1 comes in to inform me not to use the restroom at the end of the hall. The staff in this hall have an unwritten code that when the restroom is rendered 'unusable' due to stench, activity or calamity, we inform one another and we all proceed down to the second floor restroom until the 3rd floor one is safe to use.

Yesterday there was stench, there was calamity and there was activity all rolled up in one.

A1 was planning on using the restroom when she went to enter the 'big girl stall' (as we call the handicap-accessable stall). Alas, alack, it was quite a sight to behold.

One extremely large pair of women's red satin panties were on the floor.
The toliet was covered in either: a) vomit or b) feces (she did not inspect closely).
The floor surrounding said toliet also had a or b.

After exiting the restroom 'with a quickness,' she told all of us and then called maintenance. Again, we do not pay the maintenance/cleaning staff enough, ever.

Two hours later it was safe to enter.

Ah yes, what fun it is coming back to school.