Writer, foodie, not-so-single chick ...in Western PA: I may take my ovaries out with a spork.

that is all.

(okay, that is not all -- one kid is overtired and one kid is sick). Auntie Layla is starting to hit the Pinot Noir hard. Amen.

XOXO.

List of people who will be beside me in jail or who might consider bailing me out.

Angela -- a former coworker and friend
Big Gay Mafia -- FitnessNerd, Maestro, Blanche, Romeo (& assorted others)
Blanche -- friend of FitnessNerd, now a friend of mine
Boy Wonder -- Sister's Husband
FitnessNerd -- friend from college
Hex -- my ex husband
Hoosier Guy -- lover
KC -- friend of Mary and mine, wine afficionado
Madison -- first 'niece', now 12 years old.
Maestro -- friend from college
Mary -- former coworker and friend
MND -- Tradesman, husband to Madison and Nathan's Mom, dad to Madison and Nathan, friend for 21 years
MNM -- ER Nurse, wife of Madison and Nathan's Dad, mom to Madison and Nathan, friend for 13 years
Mom -- friend of FitnessNerd, Maestro, Blanche, Romeo and now a friend of mine
My Mom -- obvious!
Nathan -- Madison's little brother
Romeo -- friend of FitnessNerd, Blanche, Maestro, now a friend of mine
Scully -- friend from junior high and beyond
Sharkfamily -- Jen and Sharkboy
Sister -- my only biological sibling
Teacher -- a college friend from OR
Tom -- a former coworker and Godfather to my April Fool's baby
Xena -- friend of Maestro's from college, now a friend of mine

Writer, foodie, not-so-single chick ...in Western PA