I'm wearing this truly gorgeous dress today at work (black), coupled with some hottie red sandals. I picked out the perfect undie/bra combo to make me feel super sexy. I always check myself out before leaving and I looked fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnne. I was feelin' it, as it were.
Until about 20 minutes ago.
I walk into the restroom and catch sight of my behind.
I notice my underwear.
And Not One Person Has Told Me My Undies Are Showing ALL DAY. Not just that, but HOW, in the course of a few short hours, have my underwear gone from NOT SHOWING to a big flashy neon SHOWING, LOOKY HERE AT HER THONG, showy?
So what's an enterprising chica to do?
Go Panty Free.
I'm calling it "Going Free Range" as "commando" feels a little boy-ish and "free ballin'" doesn't exactly work for my ladyparts.
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Special thanks to Jay at Plays With Sirens for calling me during the panty crisis and offering up options on what to call my panty-free self.
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