Monday, October 12, 2009

A Walk Down Memory, er, Nightmare Lane

Loyal readers .... I know you remember the dark tale of the married jerk I dated for awhile? The one who neglected to tell me he was married ... and I found out through internet research and contacted his wife to apologize?

Well Well Well.

Last Wednesday, on my work email account, I received an email from this guy and this is what it said:

"I am not talked to you for a really long time and I would really like it if you would allow me to talk with you soon. I did not treat you well at all and should have done everything that I could do to hang on to you and continue to see where our relationship could have taken us. I miss you a lot and I miss talking to you and being with you. I just wish that I would not have waited this long to get back in touch with you. I am very sorry for how things turned out and would very much like a second chance with you, if you could find it in your heart. I no longer have any of your numbers, but can give you mine in the hopes that you would either text or call me so we can get together. If nothing else I wish that you would at least text me and let me know that you are doing well.

That is all I can say for now. My phone number is 317-IAM-JERK. (changed to protect, oh hell, I don't know why I'm protecting him ... I should rent a fucking billboard with his name on it and CHEATER plastered on top.)

I hope to hear from you soon,

Jack"

First, ignore the obvious lack of any type of grammatical training whatsoever.

Second, assess the fact he emailed me. On my WORK email. And I did not work here when we "dated."

Third, Seriously. What The Fuck Is Wrong With This Guy? The term douchebag hardly contains the distain I feel for him.

My email back was simple:

"We haven't talked because you are married, just as you were when we met and when we dated. Figure out your life and quit hurting others with your selfishness."

Seriously. WTF.

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