Quotables ... because I can't stop laughing.

one, courtesy of Hoosier Guy, on describing a friend's issues with women: "When he smells vagina, his brain melts"

and

two, courtesy of PM and the Angel: PM: 'I heard on NPR that a study was conducted by NPR and Pew Charitable Trust that married men masturbate more than single guys" The Angel responds: "No way, I'm single, and I know better."

bwahahahahahaahahaha

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"When I was young and naive and thought it had a purpose" -- Sister, on filling out 'self-evaluation' forms for HR.

Bwah ha ha ha ha